This Is A (Supposedly) Real Thing That Is Real of the Day: The search for America’s Next Top Newsweek Editor is on, but there is really only one person best suited for the job: You!
That’s right, Newsweek wants you to be its next editor, and they’re (allegedly) not kidding. Do you have what it takes? Tina Brown doesn’t. Do you think you’re better than Tina Brown? Oh, you do, do you? Well, we’ll just see about that, Mr. I Could Totally Take Tina Brown In A Fist Fight!
Anyway, e-mail your résumé to nwktumblr@gmail.com and then sit by the phone and wait for Newsweek to call.
Should be any minute now.
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SO AWESOME, I WISH I HAD THE CREDENTIALS.
(Source: kryanjones, via thedailywhat)